Officially, Bob is retired, but that hasn’t stopped him from farming and working hard every day. Currently, he is harvesting our corn. Of course, things don’t always go smoothly for him every day. — I figure if he thinks he has had a good day, when everything seems to go right, something must be wrong and things will eventually catch up with him.

Bob has two John Deere combines. One is for soybeans and one is for corn. It just kind of worked out that way. If you know my husband at all, you know that these are not new. In fact, they are both pretty old. The one for grains is a John Deere 7700, made in 1978. But wait. The other one beats that. It’s a John Deere 55 made in 1968!

Any old combine can have problems, but so can a new one, which is worse because they are new, expensive, and should run. And when it comes to getting stuck in the field, well, that has nothing to do with the age of the machine. New or old, with wheels or tracks, any can get bogged down.

When we were doing soybeans, Bob had trouble with the drive on the cutting head. I lost track of how many times he tore it apart and put it back together. The worst thing was getting one extremely heavy part (a sickle wobble drive) on and off. He’d think it was all set again and take it out to the field only to return to the shop to rework it.

A few times I was out there with him lending a hand. Once I squeezed my hand into a little space to try to start a nut on a bolt. I’m sorry to say I failed, but at least I was able to get my hand out again. For a moment I thought I had wedged myself into space that was too small. I wasn’t worried though. If stuck, I had Bob there to help me get out.

When it came time to start corn, Bob went to the John Deere 55 combine and tried starting it. It made noises like it would go. It chugged, but never caught. My husband knew this might happen. In the summer he had worked on the engine with little luck. I think he was hoping it had healed itself while he was combining the beans.

Anyway, he gave up, hopped in the other combine and set off across the corn field. He had used the reel head years ago when the corn had gone down and it worked okay, but this time not so great. The corn was too tall and too dry, unlike last year when the corn never dried. The reel knocked off ears, before bringing them into the machine. But at least he was getting most of the corn combined.

Then it happened. A belt broke and the clutch that ran the reel stopped. Bob had two combines down!

My husband set to work to get the belt off. It seemed that when it had broken, it hit the wires running the clutch. He snapped them back on, and addressed the belts. You wouldn’t believe how crazy-hard it was to get a new belt in place. – Bob figured the engineer that designed it never had to work on the combine, otherwise that engineer wouldn’t have hidden the belt so well.

Frustration followed frustration for Bob on that 7700, so he went back to work on the engine for the 55 for awhile. No luck there either. – The engineer who designed that combine must have been the father of the other one. To get to the carburetor a person has to climb into the grain hopper! That is not something Bob even attempted. He knew if he tried climbing into the hopper, he’d never get out again and we’d be calling the rescue squad. Instead, he called the John Deere dealer and asked them to send out a mechanic for help. – Oh my gosh! My husband had to be desperate to call for help!

Bob made sure they sent a mechanic with ‘experience’. Some of the young ones don’t know beans about old machines. They sent a man who actually enjoyed working on the old combines. When he started his career, these were new and he knew all about them.

First thing the mechanic did was to tell Bob he had the wires to the clutch on the 7700 switched. Bob had been pulling out his hair over a simple fix. – Thank you, Mr. Mechanic.

The second combine didn’t have such a quick solution. For half a day, the mechanic worked on the engine, getting in and out of the hopper with ease. Finally, he extracted the carburetor and took it back to the shop. In the end, it needed a part.

Two days later, the part and the mechanic arrived back at our place. Another half day’s work and it was running again. Hurrah! Back to combining.

You might have a brand new combine and all kinds of big equipment and that’s okay. But don’t count us old fogies out. We still have some life in us. We keep plugging along… and don’t cost so much.

When Pauline arrived from Australia, all my plans went out the window. – Actually I didn’t have any big plans. Instead of ordinary days, we started an instant Wisconsin vacation.

First, Rebecca took us up to Door County on Friday, and then came the surprise party on Saturday. My plans for Sunday were to spend time with family, but since they were all here on Saturday, no one came on my real birthday. Instead, Pauline, Bob and I went to see Avatar in 3-D. The afternoon in the theater went fast watching that action packed movie. Before we knew it we were back out in the heat of late August.

I asked Pauline if she’d like to tour Lambeau Field. – Twenty-four years ago, when Pauline last visited, she needed a Packer souvenir for a friend but we never went to the stadium. – This time the three of us drove to Green Bay on Monday to join the 9 a.m. tour. Bob and I became local tourists, much like Pauline had been doing in her own backyard in Tasmania.

Bob and I had never taken the tour, so this was a treat for us, too. Earlier we had been to Family night, now with Pauline we sat in one of the luxury suites. Also Pauline and I touched the field when we got down there. Bob didn’t bother. “It’s just grass,” he said. After the tour, we went into the Packer Hall of Fame and then had lunch in Curly’s Pub. It was a good day to be a Packer Fan.

On Tuesday, Bob stayed home while Pauline and I went to the Green Bay Botanical Gardens. Pauline took many photos of our local flora. I kept taking pictues of her examining flowers. The day was overcast with a breeze. A nice change from the hot weather we had at the end of August.

Wednesday we stayed close to home. Laundry swished in the washer as we visited. Pauline needed clean clothes so she could pack to fly away to Dublin, Ireland from Madison. In the afternoon, I drove to Seymour so Pauline could take photos of houses. To me the houses were ordinary. To Pauline they were different from any that were built in her city, Hobart, Tasmania. (During her visit, we stopped by the Hobart sign alongside the road going towards Green Bay. I took a photo Pauline pointing up at the green and white sign. She wanted to show friends in Tasmania that she really wasn’t far from her home.)

Pauline’s final evening with us was to be spent at Music in the Park in Seymour. As usual, I worked handing out free raffle tickets to the crowd. Pauline and Bob settled in amongst friends. My friends who had already met Pauline sought her out to bid her good travels. I was happy I could share my pen pal friend with my Wisconsin friends.

About seven o’clock, it came time for the free raffle drawing. The night’s sponsor was Home of the Hamburger. I was hoping Pauline would win one of the prizes, but her number wasn’t called. Bob’s was. He won a white Home of the Hamburger cap. “I can’t wear a white cap on the farm,” said Bob and he handed the cap to Pauline.

Our little group was waiting for the time when John would ask for the person who came the farthest to the event. Everyone was ready for Pauline to win the big prize, a two dollar bill.

“Who came the farthest to Music in the Park?” John asked. Pauline waved her arms. “I came ten thousand miles!” No fooling. Actually, she came more than ten thousand miles and there was no hiding her Aussie accent. No one could beat that.

We listened to more music as the sun set. At the end of the evening, the 50-50 raffle for the benefit of the Seymour Museum was held. Pauline, Bob and I had all bought tickets. This evening, the last Music in the Park of the season, they divided the money and offered two prizes. The first number was called. A happy person collected the winnings. A second number was drawn. Not even close to our numbers. Darn. The number was announced again…and again. No one claimed the prize. A third ticket was drawn. Light was fading. We all scrambled through the strip of tickets in our hands. The last ticket on Pauline’s strip WON!—Pauline used part of her winnings to become a lifetime member of the Seymour Museum.

After music, Bill Collar gave Pauline, Bob and me a guided tour of the Seymour Museum. We had three cameras clicking: Pauline’s, Bills and mine. Bill also gave Pauline a Hamburger Charlie bobble head to take home. – It was quite an ending to a whirlwind visit.

When we got home, we opened a bottle of Door County wine. Pauline and I talked and laughed past eleven. I didn’t want to go to bed. I knew this was our last evening together, but finally we relented.

The following morning, we drove to Madison where we met Rachel. She took us to the capitol for more photos, before returning for lunch with the twins. All too soon it was time to drop Pauline at the airport. “Do you want me to come inside?” I asked. “You’ll just start blubbering,” said Pauline. We hugged one last time, and waved as we pulled away. Of course, she was right. There would have been a lot of blubbering.

Susan Manzke, Sunnybook Farm, N8646 Miller Rd, Seymour, WI 54165; Sunnybook@aol.com; http://www.facebook.com/susan.manzke.